Meet the fridge that dispenses all the important life-sustaining, and rant-inspiring fluids. Or more correctly, one specific fluid. Mmm... Beer....

As you can see, the beer-dispensing unit is not a readily availiable, off the shelf item. In fact, it is quite the opposite.

You might notice that it would appear to be a freezer, but there is some sort of bar fridge attached to the side. Well, that's kinda because there is. The freezer is an old, non-functioning unit, and the bar-fridge is functioning, but hardly able to hold a keg. Hence the fusion of appliances... (and no, it's not grafted on with packing tape.. The keg inside of it was just a wee bit taller than the one used for design.. The packing tape is only a lid-retention system.. It is by no means structurally significant..

A top view of the interior give you a better view of what's inside this livingroom ornament. As you can see at the top, the fusion process was sucessfull, due to our friends at mono.. Dang that stuff is fun.. Course, filling your roomie's shoes with it does generally lead to retribution.. but I digress...

You can see the keg in it's operating position, with all applicable beer-extraction hardware. If you're building your own and require this hardware, drop me a line.. I used to sell the kits in university, so I can probably scrape up a couple..

You'll notice that there seems to be a mini-keg (of Formosa, actually) attached to the top. Well, the bottom has been cut out of it, and it has been securely attached to the top. There is a hole in the back of it for the CO2 to get down to the keg, and the tap is mounted to the front of it.

As you can see, there is a slight issue with fitting a full 7 1/2 case keg into the freezer part of the assembly. Well, hence the addition of the contoured to fit, lid escavations. This allows the lid to sit tightly on top of the keg, while not comprimising the intergity of the freezer assembly.. The beer line, and the CO2 line both rout either through or into the mini-keg on top. The mini-keg, for efficiency's sake, has been filled with fiberglass insulation. Cutouts have also been made to accomodate the tapping levers etc.. Total excess clearance=0.
And of course, the results. This is the christening keg, and let me tell you, sleeman steam is a really tasty little brew..

Anyhow, that's the short tour of the Stuffclub tasty-liquid dispenser.. Just be glad that I haven't gotten around to putting in a tap on my kitchen sink that runs beer (cooled in a double "manifold" pipe running inside of the cold water feel line under the sink..) You never know.. Depends on how bored I get over the summer..

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotamy"

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