The world is full of stupid people....

What happens when you take an Texan biker, and put him behind a tech support number?

You get tales of idiocy, or course...

here ia a parable of modern times...we do houston now....if you watch the news you can see it flooded there last week..like 3 feet of rain..people were in canoes goin up and down their streets...water so deep national guards amphibious vehicles flooded out and they couldnt get evacuees out..th entire downtown section under up to 8 feet of water....so early that day the calls begin to come in..."i cant get my email" this fucking moron is STANDING IN WATER 9 INCHES DEEP IN HIS OWN LIVING ROOM...and is ON HIS GODDAMN PC wanting email!!! "the mayor was on tv and told everyone to stay home today because of the water so i need to get online" hey ya dumbass 1. the system is DOWN...its flooded all servers...2. i cant even transfer you to repair..they are off because the office and installation dept is under 3 feet of water 3. ummm are you fucking with electrical devices while standing in ankle deep water? this was ONE of dozens of similar calls i got that day and for 2 days after. when your house is flooded you might wanna pack up the pc and move to high ground sir cause you aint gonna be online today (he was mad too we are no doubt omnipotent gods and shouldnt let a little thing like a NATURAL DISASTER effect our service
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